1.
"Love is the second mistake of god. And women are the first. But whats the fact is, both are beautiful mistakes.  -william shakespeare-"
2.
"Never b sad 4 missing whatever u expected.!
But,b happy 4 dat! Bcz, god has planned 2 giv anothr 1, betr dan u expected.!"
3.
"New"day."New"morning."New"hopes."New"plans."New"efforts."New"success."New"feelings.      HAVE A NICE DAY .           VERY.....    WARM......    GOOD MORNING
4.
"Ningal sugamai urangikkolu  Njan ee nadinu kaval nilkam" Mohanlal-Keertichakra.  
"Ningal maranam vare poradikkolu.. Njan katil poyi olichirikkam."  Mamootty-Pazhasiraja.
5.

"No one can go back and change a bad beginning, but anyone can start anything anytime and create a successful ending!"..........

6.
"Paditham dukamanunni uzhapallo sukapradam"
           Mahakavi


       -Tintumon

7.

"PARIPAADI"
secondukal
Kondu
nadakkumbol,
enthinu mintinu
Cash
kodukkanam.

8.
Joy alukasil kittiya joli tintu mon upekshichu.

Friend:why?

Tintu mon:avide board vechirikunnu.
 "PANIKOOLI ILLA, PANIKURAVUM ELLA." 


Eannoda joyide kali.
9.
TINTUMON RELOADED!!English teacher:"Who killed the cat?"Begin this sentence with 'By'... 
 Tintumon:"By the by, who killed the cat?"

10.
Most superior example of Love in My Life:

When Apples are four & We are five,
then my Mother says,

"I don't like Apples."
Gud evng

11.
Plz Open this msg. After 38 days,on Thursday..
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I know u can't wait,
So,
CONGRATZ!!

U
R
THE
FIRST
FOOL:-D
 OF
2010,

APRILFOOL in advance:-